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Light in the dark

2012-02-14T04:14:00.001+01:00

It's good to know, that there are guys that actually listen instead of answering "you look cute, wanna marry you" even when you ask them about financial crisis... And more of those i wish you all.

hi, how are you? hope you are fine

i would like to be your friend may i?

Atmane

Ja:

1. i'm great.

2. dunno

may i add you?

Ja:

u can always try

but you denied me invitation at the first time may i know why?

Ja:

did u do anything to make me wanna accept ur invitation? did we have interesting conversation? it doesn't matter how many ppl u add, but what sort of ppl.

wow i think in this point you are right

well, I'm atmane from Morocco, 23 years old, i like reading, making friends, sport ( football), i like honesty, dislike lies ...so what things you'd like to talk about and which may make you trust me as a good friend and have the honor to be your friend in your list

atmane

Ja:

why should i think of subject? u're the one that started the conversation. u need to show me u're interesting - u sent me msg, so u should know what u wanna talk about...

i have no idea what of the things u can tell me, make me trust u. friendship is not when u add random guy that tells ya u look nice...

aha i think it will take me so long time to make you trust me, but i belive that i'm not that sort of guys who give importance to the beauty of the appearance, the beauty of the heart is more important plus when i add someone in my list, then we should talk and exchange ideas and information, not just put his or her pic in my list...

are not you nice !!! i think you are, plus your friendship is hard to be achieved...

Where do you live, where do you stay

2012-02-08T03:43:00.000+01:00

X: good day

Ja: to u too

X: thx -this ur real photo

Ja: yep

X: u are sweet girl

Ja: i don't think so

X: every one have opinion. where are u stay at moment

Ja: home

X: i mean in any country

Ja: did u even bother to look at my profile?

X: but maybe u stay in another city ok

E?

2012-02-01T23:27:00.000+01:00

X: How are you?my name is hakan.from antalya-kemer,Do you know kemer??I am working in the municipality,My employee.you are very nice....

Ja: first of all - i'm not nice. as for the rest... e?

Why you never listen?

2012-01-25T02:25:00.000+01:00

u r beautiful like angel and what a pretty flower in your hair. want friends?

Ja:

there's no angel and no flower, this red thing is a tree in the fall : >

i dont think so

u r flower

u r angel

u r a moon

u r every thing beautiful have my eyes see

i dont think i will see any one like you

'Cause every girl wants a baby camel

2012-01-20T23:20:00.000+01:00

Hello,

How are you doing? How is the weather now a days in Poland ? jek si mash

You have a very interesting profile... i would like to get to know you more if you dont mind

Tell me something about your life , work and character? are you single or double ? I mean do you have a bf apart from me ?? just joking . i will come to ur country next month , my friend is getting married.. maybe we can meet if you are free!

what would you like me to bring for you from Dubai? a baby camel maybe

Have a nice day

Ali

Why you even start?

2012-01-12T02:13:00.001+01:00

X: How are u doing doing.you dont like talking to me

Ja: is that a question?

X: It is not a qustion.I really want us to know each other even meet in real life

Ja: then say sth, start a conversation. it's u who msg'ed me, then u should know what u wanna know about me, what u wanna talk about

X: What you should know is that i am interested in you.I want to be a friend.meet you in real life

Ja: ok... it's not hard to meet me in rl

X: Hi.How are you doing?How is your weekend going to be?are you going any where or you will just spend it with your family?i am wishing you happy easter from my heart

Ja: i just came back home so i'll spend some time here. i have no idea what i'll do next

X: Hi.How was your easter?hope you enjoyed it.have a nice weekend

Telegraphic speech

2012-01-05T22:08:00.000+01:00

how r u?

can we be friends u got msn to chat

Ja:

you should use dots and question marks more often...

thanks, i'm ok. i doubt that. i have msn.

take care

Hunter and the huntress

2012-01-03T22:03:00.003+01:00

X: gay or bi?

Ja: you won't give me any other option?

X: umm what other option u want? lol

Ja: you think there are no straight people nowadays?

X: umm nope

X: lol jk

Ja: in what crazy world are you living?

X: i just do that to get the creepers to run away

X: umm its called AMURIKA

X: lol

Ja: ahh. i feel sorry for you. wouldn't want to live there for sure

X: tell me about it

X: but eh as long as they dont mess with me im all goodies :D

X: so where are you from?

Ja: Europe

X: omg thats awesome :)

X: i went there 2 years ago

X: traveled through rome and france and england and some others lol

Ja: yeah, it's nice

Ja: what brings you here, to chat with strangers?

X: :D

X: im bored

X: and have nothing better to do so i come talk to strangers lol

X: sometimes nice one like yourself :)

Ja: i'm not nice. i'm hunting here

X: lol really? couldnt tell hahaha

Ja: which one? ;)

X: that you was hunting lol

X: so by you saying you are a hunter that means you are a boy?

X: lol

X: because we girls are usually the prey here

Ja: hehe. not the prey i'm looking for and that's not that kind of hunting

Ja: and i'm a girl

X: o really? thats awesome

X: so you are a huntress not a hunter lol

X: i dont even know if i spelled that right lol

Ja: i'm hunting for weirdos

Ja: this place is great for that

X: hahaha im pretty sure u will find a couple of those here

X: especially the ones from india who pretend they are from LA and dont know their facts

X: yea i am from LA and im asking him about LA stuff and he is getting everything wrong so i told him he was wrong and he insisted i was lol

Ja: funny are those who try to show me their cocks

X: oh lord dont remind me

Ja: they really have to be desperate

X: and the 12 year olds who say they are 20

X: oh tell me about it

Ja: well it was nice talking to you. take care. i'm on the mission here, so gotta go ;)

I wanna wish you all the best and a happy New Year,

so there would be still a lot of people

that make us smile, and less of those who are creepy.

Tradycja

What does it mean to be "polish"?

2011-12-23T21:24:00.006+01:00

Even i get surprised sometimes. Really. This is something new for my "urban" English:

Polish

[...] Polish people are also known for their amazing Polish food and Polish penises (which are the largest in diameter in the whole world)Italian penises being the longest though. Polish is a native language of Poland containing many z's and ski's.

1.Male with large penis; Boy,Teen & Man.

2.Large usually exceeding 8 inches.

3.Attractive Man downstairs.

"Damn pual , your penis is so polish!" -Betsy

Believe me, the food is great. As for the rest, I really have NO basis for comparison.

I'd like to wish you all happy Christmas (or just happy end-of-December for non-Christian readers). Take care, and don't be afraid of Eastern Europe. The food is great; with other things - be responsible.

Hi!

2011-12-22T23:38:00.000+01:00

X: f

X: ?

X: m?

Ja: fffff

X: age

X: :))9

Ja: you're from police or what?

X: no

Ja: at least say "hi" first

X: hahaah

X: hi

X: hih

Anthony a male

2011-12-20T23:26:00.001+01:00

hi am anthony a male.. a graduate under agricultural engineering............... i have a high sence of humor..... i really hooked up and stay still when i looked at ur profile and wat i saw amazes me so i decide to drop a note asking if i can be ur friend........... my heart tells me that you are the perfect lady for my heart.. i dont really know how you will see this message all i want is you.. am single male........ am here looking for a relationship... and i pray for that and all i can see is my heart melting like ice for you.. and each time i looked at ur pix tears rush down my eyes.. and all i se in ur eyes is true love.......... i know wat frienship is all abt....... a true friend is better than a bad brother............ a true friend is like one having the whole world on his/her arms... so all i want is to be ur lawful friend............. waiting for u reply

Ja:

i think your heart just fooled you

to tell u the truth my heart is not foolin me,rather ireally meant every bit of wat ihav said.....jst want to be ur friend only if u wil give me the opportunity......

Ja:

i never said anything about you being (dis)honest. i only said that you're (your heart is) wrong.

nevertheless, you have your opportunity to be "friend" of my mine. from the very begining you got it. it's not my fault you choose wrong things to tell me. you have your chance, i have my right not to be impressed or interested.

still wanna talk?

well is nice meeting u...but if u luv purity of heart and graciuosness of speech the king will be ur friend.....

Ja:

que?

pls i dont understand......

Ja:

that's my point. i have no idea what you meant.

jst want to be ur friend... ok...

Ja:

uhum. and how you going to achieve that?

only.. if u give me the chance to be ur lawful....friend....

Ja:

well, you had your chance, you blew it. this conversation has no sense.

take care

EOT

how r u? i really want a chance to prove it.. friends is sweet when is new and sweeter when is true ans sweetest when is you.... it is a great pleasure to have u as my honour and close pal.... my hrt tells me that u have all the qualities i want... so b4 i say something stupid i want to ask u if u are in any relationship? 4 me no... cos i have checked ur profile u look matured and nutured... i really want u ,my queen........... waits ur reply

Another Desperate-For-A-European-Housewife

2011-12-18T22:10:00.001+01:00

Hello,i am Ernest from Nigeria, 35years old. An easy going, truthful, caring and God fearing man. I live and work here in Nigeria, am single without any child.

I will like to meet a lovely, pretty, caring, sincere and God fearing woman to build a loving relationship that will lead to marriage. Distance,age and race will never be a barrier as long as we will love and cherish each other. I viewed your profile with great interest, really i wish to know you more, kindly write me an email: k***@yahoo.com we can start from here.

I will be glad to read your urgent and favorable reply, as you remain blessed for the rest of your life.

thanks.

.......Ernest.

Ja:

"Distance,age and race will never be a barrier as long as we will love and cherish each other" - that's really sweet, but tell me, where do you plan to live after getting married?

Hello dear, i got your mail, i really appreciate the way you sounded. As for the place we will live when we got married, i prefer poland we can be coming here for a visit in our vacation. I do believe you we make a good wife to me, therefore i will like to grow old with you. Be happy and keep smiling as i wait for your urgent response. You can write me on my email:k***@yahoo.com. I need your yahoo id to talk to you more better

Ernest.....

No kidding? :>

Pleased to ***

2011-12-15T23:02:00.000+01:00

halloo

how are you

am rasmi

from Jordan

am journalist and artist

009***************4

r***@yahoo.com

r***@hotmai.com

I am pleased to

I hope

To be friends

Ja:

"pleased to" what?

To be friends

Krótka piłka 10

2011-06-03T01:36:00.000+02:00

X: wanna talk dirty>

Ja: no

X: why not

Ja: 'cause i don't know you

Uglo

2011-05-30T01:03:00.001+02:00

X: you're interested in some gay cybersex?

Ja: but i'm a girl o.O

X: you have big tits?

Ja: depends i guess

X: you're a big girl?

Ja: no...

X: :(

Ja: you like big girls with big tits?

X: yes!

Ja: but you're gay

X: haha i was kidding

Ja: are you ugly?

X: yep, very

Ja: ahh, that's why you're into cybersex!

X: cunt

Friday night

2011-05-27T23:54:00.000+02:00

X: hi asl

Me: hey there, 26/f/Aharamat

X: 27 m uk how r

Me: i'm ok. tho' it sucks, it's friday and i'm at home, talking to strangers :)

X: ok nb nb horny

Me: oh. you're one of "those"

Me: i would go out if i were you

***

X: hi asl?

Ja: hey. 26/f/Aharamat

X: whats aharamat?

Ja: small country in Europe

Ja: don't worry, i get that a lot

X: oh ok sorry! ^^; I'm in the uk so yh

Naughty story

2011-05-20T23:31:00.002+02:00

X: Would you wanna read a naughty story i wrote? I think it's pretty good and I'd like a second opinion :) --- Again we find ourselves in class. We split into groups for the day and we had to move so that i'm sitting across from you. You're wearing that short white cotton skirt and pink panties, and a tight white shirt. I'm wearing athletic shorts and a white polo. The teacher leaves the classroom and asks us to start work on a project in our groups of 4. There is another boy and girl at our table. We start discussing the project and i start playing footsy with you. Our toes play with eachother for awhile and then my toe slides up soft leg and between your legs. It lifts your skirt up,exposing your pink panties to anyone who happens to look towards you. Your hands shove my foot away and pull your skirt down.

Ja: erm

X: erm

X: ?

Ja: yeah?

X: asl?

Ja: 26/f/Ahataram *

X: do u have webcam?

Ja: yeah...

X: skype?

Ja: also...

X: wanna read more story? XD

Ja: hm. not sure.

X: oh really?

X: wanna go on skype?

Ja: it looks like a porn script

Ja: and i'm not into it

X: ok, fair enough

X: well are you horny at all?

Ja: at all or right now?

X: right now?

X: could i make you horny somehow?

Ja: doubt that

X: darn

X: wanna see my cock on skype? Hahah

Ja: hmm... that small, huh?

X: meh, 7.5"

Ja: i'm from Europe man, i think in centimetres

X: oh

X: 19cm

Ja: so it's good?

X: I guess i dunno

Ja: well, i don't know too, i never really checked that with any guy :>

X: well maybe you should get on skype and watch

Ja: would be wierd. "hey, there, i neeed to measure first..."

X: hahhaa true

Ja: eh, nahh, thanks, but find somebody else. i'm more into "real" than "virtual" love

Ja: take care tho'

X: hahah darn

X: ok

---

* Don't try to google it, I'm still making up "small countries in Europe"

My new hobby

2011-05-15T20:13:00.001+02:00

... is making up new countries "in Europe".

X: hi

Ja: hello

X: asl

X: 20 m

Ja: 26/f/Uhrah

X: uhrah?

Ja: yeah, small country in Europe

Ja: never heard of it?

X: are you horny

Ja: oh, well, are you?

X: have you msn

Ja: no, no msn

X: ı wanna lick your pusy

X: hey

Ja: oh, ok, do you like licking all the girls from Uhrah or am i the only lucky one in here?

X: you there

Ja: yeah?

X: wwhat would like near me

Ja: didn't get that one

X: ı wanna see you

X: have you cam

Ja: nope

**X Left

Damn, another one

2011-05-06T02:43:00.000+02:00

X: hello beautiful lady

Ja: hey

X: how r u

Ja: i'm ok. and how are you?

X: feel great with your messages. married or have bf?

Ja: none

X: great. single man here also. that means i have a chance on you

Ja: doubt that

X: why?

Ja: intuition

X: dont be prejudiced

Ja: i'm not. it's intuition and experience. you didn't interest me in any way. all i was thinking of was "damn, another one"

X: hehe he. ok

A ja nie

2011-03-30T23:09:00.001+02:00

X: hello. you are realy beautiful. can i know just your name and litle about you

Ja: you can. but you also can start with reading my profile closer. there's not much info, but at least it has my name :>

X: i am sorry my name sofiani hope know litle about you.are you married or single ?

Ja: single

X: and do you looking for relation?i am looking for relation and i try if you accepte

Ja: i don't

Romantyk

2011-03-24T23:06:00.000+01:00

X: What are you doing...in the moon light...dressed of dream...between water and sand...with a star-shaped heart key...opening that door...world's soul .... would be stolen...by your heartbeat...kisses from Italy Francesco

Ja: ...

X: Ciao bella ...how are you doing ...I'm Francesco from Italy ...on this intl site practicing my english ...what's going on over there...here it's a sunny day ...not as sunny as your eyes though ...

Laleczka

2011-03-15T23:02:00.000+01:00

X: hello how are u?hows going?looks great n cute ......just like a doll

Ja: "like a doll"?! are you kiddin' me?

X: mean u are cute like a doll. thts good. did u mind ?????

Ja: yeah, i do mind. why do you think i wanted to hear i look cute like a doll?

X: every girl wana hear some nice things abt her .......like cute n nice etc........if u did not like thn ...............................

Bo każda dziewczynka chce być laleczką albo księżniczką...

Księżniczka i desperat

2011-03-01T22:52:00.001+01:00

X: Hi, how are you doing? I am just taking a glance of the beautiful faces on facebook. Do you know why I am doing this? I want to borrow some beautiful qualities in the best ladies I could possibly find on this site and create my own queen. I am most appreciative that, I have found most of the qualities in you and really love to know were you got them from. Most especially, I like to know were you got that animated face and the smile of an angel. Sorry if I sound so nasty. But I must pour out my heart to tell you that, you are bless with qualities. Am not trying to sound like an amorous African. But I will really like to have a chat with you someday. Hit me on my yahoo messenger if my request is granted.( ***@yahoo.com and ***@live.com) I cant wait to hear from you.

Ja: it's called "genes" and i'm afraid you'll never see my "best qualities". take care

X: funny enough that i have seen one of qualities.you have a pretty good face and a charming look.what else is hiden? please can you show me.am eric and you are?

Ja: what's hidden for average mortals, is only for the eyes of the one i chose to be with. but actually i meant qualities i think you'll just won't notice and those have nothing to do with my eyes or any other part of body, apart from my brain.

X: will you hang me to death if i say i love to see what ever is hidden for average mortals that is in you.

Ja: there's no death penalty in Poland, killing at all is not legal in here, so no, i won't "hang you to death". not to mention i myself have no aggresive feeling towards you. still what we want is not always what we get. thank you anyway (for the compliments)

X: what we want is not always what we get if all e dont know what we want in life. if want you want is really what you deserve, the you will strive hard to achieve that. now tell me ewa what is that you have hidden inside for average mortals to see. i like to see that. take care have a wonderful day.

Ja: i can see that. but this is dead end.

Ogłoszenia o pracę

2011-02-17T23:45:00.000+01:00

Obcy facet, portal społecznościowy i ciekawska niewiasta, czyli:

X: hii m raza from London if u want job in LOndon pls mail me with ur full details waitng ur replymy email is ***@hotmail.com reg raza

Ja: so... Raza from London, what kind of job is that?

X: hi thanks ur mail i have hotel and resturant in LOndon, i have so many jobs if u interested pls mail me i give u good money waiting ur reply but fast

Ja: what do you you mean by "good money" and what kind of job you have in mind?

X: thanks ur mail if u interested in offer u many job what u like. u like computer job? office? or resturent respection job?? pls send me ur num of call me 0044***

"Happy is ur mom"

2011-02-05T23:35:00.000+01:00

X: hello hw are u doing. well i saw ur page and i really love what i saw. u look sweet, pertty and lovely. happy is ur mom that gave birth to u. and i so much care to know u more. if we can be friends or more. also i am looking forward to hear from u soon ok . i like u

Ja: ok... lets say i bought that. what's next?

X: alright....so can we talk to know each other more...maybe on yahoo or msn if u have one...hope all is well with u

Ja: and if i don't [have one]?

X: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm can u try to opne one bcoz i really care to know u more and see if we can meet someday

Ja: i don't think so. you can "know me" via facebook as well. almost like email. so why do you care?

X: bcoz i care to know u more....i like the way u are...but if u dont care no probmle

Ja: you didn't get my point.

X: ok come again

Polowanie

2011-01-21T22:26:00.001+01:00

X: hi .i hope u doing fine .. u really have beauty smile .. iam sure it born to hunt men ..pls keep it

***

Poluję, patroszę i wieszam nad kominkiem. I to bez noża myśliwskiego.

Flirt nie przeszkadza w pracy...

2011-01-15T17:18:00.003+01:00

... jeśli używasz MSN. Powinni z tego zrobić oficjalną reklamę.

X: hi sweety iam hardi from sweden , i like be friend .

Ja: then be.

X: hej sweety iam hardi from sweden i like be friend maybe more ,, but can we talk throu msn or yahoo bcz ihave work icant check my facebook evry day that why i say ,,we will make one for talking to gether and know each other , thanks good luck

Ja: uhum... you can't check facebook to see any new msg's but you can use msn?

Odwrócona logika

2011-01-04T04:37:00.000+01:00

X: ADD TO BE YOUR FRIEND
Ja: "add you why"
X: Yes add me to be your friend from BENIN REPUBLIC, To see if we can kwon each orther
Ja: you got it wrong, man. first we should know each other, then we might be friends.

Natchniony

2010-12-20T05:16:00.000+01:00

hello pretty well i dont have anything to say rather than to
tell you the truth and that truth is that you are beautiful,
so elegant and glamour,many people dont understand what this
meance beautiful,i know every lady is beautiful,but some are with
extra ordinary,as u know from the creation of the earth the galaxies in heaven never fades they are always beautiful,u are so beautiful that you can be compare to an angel to tell you the fact you are the pick of Gods creative specimen

Ja:

thank you.

pretty once again i have to thank you for your respond to my mail,it has been ma prayer point that you should accept ma mail finaly you did,thanx a million,let me start by introducing ma self am Franklin, i love ur size,not only that ur profile attractected me to write to you,though i might not know you in person,but with time i will know you better.i will like to know the secrete behind ur beauty what makes u happy and what makes you sad ?,what you like and what u dont like? what you like doing for relaxation,pls dont mind me i like being friendly and making people lough always is my hubbee but am not a joker dough but every one around it always happy being on ma side i dont mean am perfect,but i do respect expecially beautiful lady like you .take care and i hope to hear from u soon bye.
if you dont mind i will like to have your email address so we can chat better and know each other more here is my email address ***@yahoo.com ***@hotmail.com thanx and i wait to here from you soon

***

[podkreślenia moje]

Dokładnie!

2010-12-15T12:20:00.000+01:00

X: hey. horney bi male here
tradycja: hello... erm... not horny straigth girl here :>
X: lol
X: whats up?
tradycja: nothing much. wondering how many horny guys will i meet here tonight :)
X: well now u have another to add to ur list

Patrzę i widzę

2010-12-10T18:41:00.000+01:00

X: hi u look cool
Ja: hi, nice you've noticed :>
X: yes i see i look and find you so cool
Ja: great...

Fun-bot

2010-12-10T05:06:00.000+01:00

X: ya lose what u want& ya find what u need
tradycja: do i know you?
X: hey, hows it going?
tradycja: doing ok. but i don't think i know you
X: i'm 20/f your a male right?
tradycja: no... female
X: nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
tradycja: i have no idea who you are. i think this is some misunderstanding
X: I know a way we can chat and have a better time and its free.. do you cam?
tradycja: no, i don't [have] camera
X: Well i don't do MSN cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
tradycja: ok... that's really nice. i'm sure it makes you happy, but what does it have to do with me?
X: I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
tradycja: what's so special about you that i would want to see you on cam?
X: Ok go to http://www.free***.net/**** and click join free on the top of the page baby
tradycja: eee... and?
X: sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear
tradycja: uhum... and?
X: its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe but you wont be charged its free.
tradycja: well ok. but you still didn't tell me is it worth seeing you anyway.
X: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have your favorite color here somewhere...
tradycja: this is boring. i have my own drawer of panties.
X: Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me to do!

The Republic of Grhath

2010-12-05T01:15:00.000+01:00

... czyli krótki poradnik: jak odstraszyć potencjalnego zboczeńca na ircu.

***

X: hi
tradycja: hello
X: asl
tradycja: 25/f/Grhath

Całkiem kulturalny [dla odmiany]

2010-11-30T03:20:00.000+01:00

X: hi
X: im 19/m/usa/want to masturbate on cam
tradycja: i won't stop you
X: ya? whats your asl?
tradycja: 25/f/far-away-in-the-galaxy
X: cool. do you have a cam by any chance?
tradycja: nope
X: oh
X: well do you want to watch me?
tradycja: no, thank you
X: k

Krótka piłka 9

2010-11-25T23:06:00.000+01:00

X: hi how r u when u wil talk with me
tradycja: when there will be something to talk about

Krótka piłka 8

2010-09-05T01:26:00.000+02:00

X: can ı see you on web cam ?
tradycja: no

Eskimosi i ich psy

2010-08-17T23:02:00.002+02:00

Komentarze do filmu "Złodzieje koni" (2005):

X: Jeśli ktos mysli (i pisze) ze to film o kozakach to znaczy że nic z filmu nie zrozumiał. Akurat to jest najmniej istotne, mogli by byc indianami albo eskimosami. To jest swietny film o braterskiej miłości w świecie 19 wiecznej biedoty. Film z klimatem i emocjami. 8/10

Y: Nie wyobrażam sobie Eskimosów kradnących psy innym Eskimosom taplającym się w lodowatej wodzie.

Crazy eyes

2010-08-16T20:57:00.002+02:00

X:
you make me crazy

Ja:
do i? what does it mean? you get sth kinda like "crazy eyes" or what?

X:
i love u and u don't want to give me chance to talk to u
and u don't give me your msn and that made me a crazy man
sorry for say that but it si truth.

***
[z pozdrowieniami dla tych, którzy przetrwali oglądanie filmu "New Guy"]

Z pamiętnika bibliotekarza

2010-08-11T17:44:00.002+02:00

W dużym skrócie: jest coś takiego jak biblioteka - miejsce, gdzie znajduje się dużo książek. Istnieje też coś takiego jak Virtua, powiedzmy - w jeszcze większym skrócie - system katalogowania [książek]. Większość naszych bibliotek, oferując użytkownikom katalogi online, korzysta właśnie z tego systemu.

Fragment z zaobserwowanej przypadkiem dyskusji:

K - Kataloger; osoba wprowadzająca dane hasło

S - Sprawdzający; osoba pilnująca, by wprowadzane rzeczy były zrobione poprawnie

K. [wprowadza hasło rzeczowe]: Materiały dla artystów \ zastosowanie w leczeniu.

S. : Uprzejmie proszę o Kp. [tytuł i autora książki, dla której hasło jest tworzone]. Nie bardzo rozumiem, o czym może być książka - czy to coś typu zastosowanie sztalug do unieruchomienia kończyny?

Dla mnie to jest śmieszne. Umieszczam z nadzieją, że może dla kogoś "mniej" orientującego się w szczegółach też będzie.

Problemy geograficzne

2010-08-10T03:55:00.000+02:00

X:
I am Ifeanyi... Trying too meet new frnds on this site cause i would soon be getting my shengen Visa for ma schooling down there.

Ja:
down where exactly?

X:
I am planning in studing at Hungary... let me have ur yahooo id so we get chat and know more about each other.

Ja:
don't have one. good luck with your studies tho'

X:
I hope we get meet when i come over. Nice talking and meeting u and pls whats your name and lets get know better cause you sound nice and caring

Varia

2010-08-02T23:54:00.000+02:00

X: you want to chat with me?! I can play guitar for you;D

***

X: Peace Eusebio, a beautiful picture as possible to identify possible be friends

***

X: what time u lose to ur virginity? and what did u feel up in that time? i suppose ur nipples should be very beautiful.

***

X: friendship is precious ,and friends are vr precious persons remain until we donot die.....if friends are somuch for our life why donot we be frnd.....Hye Im jagannath lets be frnd

***

X: HELLO YOU ARE WELCOME HERE ,, ITS MY PLEASURE THT U ADD ME , I AM RAJ , M DOING MBA , I SEE YOUR PICS HERE ITS SO BEAUTY FULL REALLY , ,, I HOPE WE WILL BECAME A GOO FRIENDS AND I PROMISE THAT YOU WILL FIND A REAL FRIEND IN ME friends are like fishes you

***

X: Hey! do you know that, where there is great love, there are always wishes. Can we be friends?

Byeeeeeee

2010-07-30T05:47:00.000+02:00

X:
hello baby how are you
my name is metin from turkey
From you, a lot of, like
Can we make friends with you
do u have msn and yahoo skyp ?
im want Your, good, and, private, friend, become
waiting your answer now

Ja:
no

X:
thax sexy baby
then byeeeeeee

None for you...

2010-07-25T22:38:00.000+02:00

X:
Hello,
When you want all the pain
To come to an end,
Just come to me,
I'll be your friend.
Just to let you know
I’m thinking of you
A friend who is fun
Special and warm hearted,
Extra special and amazing
I will be glad if you can open yahoo or msn,so that we can both chat together and know one another better.
Thanks
KOLAPO

Ja:
no, thank you

X:
Do you have yaho id or msn?

Ja:
no, i don't.

X:
which one do u have?

Ja:
none for you

X:
My yahoo id is...***@yahoo.com
My msn...id is...***@hotmail.com
My skype id......k***
Can i have yours?

Zdecydowanie nie!

2010-07-18T03:33:00.000+02:00

X:
hi, how r u, I am indian guy,
i want to meet u, if u give me ur address n contact number pls
dont mind , im asking directly,
i will be ur gud friend
bye take care, keep smile for me.

Ja:
uhum... so... if you had in mind my e-mail address then it's "no", if you meant my home address, then it's "definitely no"
take care

X:
ohhhhhhhh, ok no problem,
then tell me how can i become ur friend

I not do want make happy you

2010-07-05T02:31:00.000+02:00

X:
Do you want to make happy me

Ja:
"i not do want make happy you"

X:
why

Ja:
why not?

X:
Can I see you Nice somebody I want to see the beautifull face

Ja:
what?!

X:
I want to see you now your msn adress ı am ***@hotmail.com and you

Ja:
man, did you notice it's hard to understand what you are trying to say?

X:
I want to see Can't I see

Ja:
what do you wanna see?

X:
you your adress ı am ***@hotmail.com and you

Krótka piłka 7

2010-06-30T05:07:00.000+02:00

X:
hi sweetie
how r u i am egyption live at sharm el shikh and serch for true friendship and hope to know more a bout you cause i visit your profile and like so much if you wish to know me write to me at my mail ( ***@yahoo.com )
wait to meet you
your friend

Ja:
nahh, shouldn't wait.

Epidemia "nieczytaczy"

2010-06-20T23:59:00.004+02:00

X:
hello i hope that you are fine

Ja:
kinda

X:
do you understand english or french

Ja:
tricky question: in what language are we talking?

X:
oknk you .where are you from?

Ja:
is it really that hard to read my profile?

X:
are you polish?

Ja:
bingo

X:
where is it situated?

Ja:
ehh, man, that's not even funny. i've just looked at your profile, and believe it or not, i know where Algeria is. try using google, maybe you'll learn something

X:
i know how tu use google but i asked you ok

Ja:
no kidding? well, i would check before asking, but if you're that desperate to hear it from me, then listen: Poland is in Europe, in the West we share border with Germany. does it tell you something or you don't know where that is too?

X:
i know thanks;that would be great if we exchange our emails

Ja:
for who?

X:
i would like you to give me your email and i give you mine if you want

Ja:
it was sarcasm. nevermind.

Nie wytrzymałam

2010-06-18T23:53:00.002+02:00

X:
hi...do you live in Poland?? I'll be there for the new year day!!
What do you do in life?

Ja:
yeah, i live in Poland. i work and travel and some other things

X:
great...in what city do you live?

Ja:
did you know that latest studies show that people tend to read less and less every year? and that people have problems with understanding what they read?

did you also noticed that in my profile you can not only see from which country i am, but also from which city and region?

and finally, what does it say about you, when you ask me stupid questions?

Szalenie zabawny, z pewnością

2010-06-10T03:44:00.000+02:00

X: hehehehe..........................how r u darling
tradycja: "hehehehe" i'm great :>
X: oh i am so funny
tradycja: you are? i haven't noticed that so far...

Z okazji braku okazji

2010-06-01T22:33:00.004+02:00

Krótki wykaz tego, co pojawia się w statystykach, czyli jak ludzie tu trafiają. Na ogół wysyłałam to znajomym, by było się z czego pośmiać, teraz - na życzenie pewnej osoby - umieszczam to tutaj. Nie, to nie żadne podsumowanie. Nie, nie jest to żaden "rocznicowy" wpis [patrz tytuł].

***

1. zrób mi loda po francusku

2. jak flirtowac przez gg

3. popisze o sexie

4. pytania flirtujące

wtf?

5. seks jest tym co ja

6. być hetero

7. jak sie onanizuje

8. durza pipa pl

9. diabeł płci żeńskiej

10. sextelefon na zywo

11. sextelefon *7

12. pszyjade

...byle przez Pszczynę

13. seks fio

14. mlode cjpki

15. zdjencje

16. ubjeraj pl

ASL once again

2010-03-31T22:36:00.000+02:00

X: hey asl
tradycja: hey no way
X: ? age sex loacation ?
tradycja: ? why do you care ?
X: coz i wna no
tradycja: why?
X: r u a female
tradycja: yeah i am, so what?

Plan B? B-rawa dla zaradności

2010-03-30T03:26:00.001+02:00

btw, chyba zdziadziałam, że w taki sposób z małolatami rozmawiam :(

***
X: a-s-l
Ja: man... wth?
X: asl
Ja: can't even say "hi"?
X: Hi.
Ja: :>
X: asl
X: 17-f-U.S.
Ja: 25/f/who-knows
X: Kay.
X: I wanna see a picture.
Ja: why?
X: because, you can see one of me.
Ja: maybe i don't need that?
X: Okay.
X: well this is me http://i274.photobucket.com/***.jpg
Ja: ...
X: ummm.
Ja: "ummm" what?
X: "..." what??
Ja: eh... just had no idea for a comment
X: did you look at it?
Ja: do you want my opinion of how you look or something?
X: Yes.
Ja: why?
X: Some people say I am ugly and some people say I am pretty. I just want more opinions.
Ja: and how do you feel?
X: I dunno. I don't think I am hideous, but not like gorgoeus.
X: ya know?
Ja: huh... you don't look like you need make up [całkiem ładna dziewoja, ale obsmarowana tym wszystkim na twarzy, że owa wygląda bardziej na maskę]
X: I am 17.. everybody wears make up.
X: It makes me feel better. And is a good thing to do when your bored.
X: I don't wear it every day. I am not right now... well i am, but just mascara.
Ja: isn't it better when guy wakes up and is not scared of you without make up? ;)
X: Yeah, I wouldn't know. & I wouldn't care if he is scared of me when I wake up. He is probably too concerned about the condum, knowing him.
Ja: hehe
X: Its true thoguh.
X: He is a freak about it, "I don't wanna be a dad, I am only 18!"
X: Goshh. but hes hot and nice.
Ja: :)
X: Lol.
Ja: but, hey, you probably don't wanna be a mother too, right? :)
Ja: at least not as a 17
X: No. But I'm not so concerned about it.
X: I'd just get the "Plan B" Medicine out again.

Bierz ją!

2010-03-25T20:32:00.001+01:00

Zasłyszane w SKM-ce [ X rozmawia głośno przez telefon]:
X: No hej, słuchaj, zerwałeś ze swoją dziewczyną? *** Współczuję. *** Wiesz, w ogóle spotkałem się z tą Pauliną. No, powiem Ci tak - fajna jest. *** Ale generalnie, bierz ją. *** Nie, my generalnie wrócimy chyba do siebie z Aśką, więc bierz ją. Bierz ją. No, na razie.

[ *** - pauza w monologu, czytaj: odpowiedź rozmówcy]

Z życia zwierząt

2010-03-23T22:00:00.001+01:00

X: did you know that a female koala has 2 vaginas
tradycja: no i didn't
X: well they do
tradycja: i don't really care about somebody else's vaginas
X: or that OK is a person when turned sideway
tradycja: :>

Turcja - wspaniały kraj, wspaniali ludzie.

2010-03-16T22:22:00.001+01:00

X: hi
tradycja: hey
X: asl
X: ?
tradycja: eh... 25/f/who-cares
X: 50 old male from skotland
X: im horny
tradycja: oh, ok. so why are you talking to me then?
X: because im horny
X: i want you
X: ;)
tradycja: but you don't even know me. that's how you do it in Scotland?
X: ja
tradycja: ja?
tradycja: hehehe
tradycja: man, this is really lame joke
X: your is a lame joke
tradycja: where are you really from?
X: your mom is a lame joke
X: turkey
tradycja: yeah, that's more like it

Znowu?!!

2010-03-10T04:54:00.000+01:00

X: hey
tradycja: hi
X: so...
X: how are you?
X: im good
X: and u?
tradycja: i'm good too :>
X: ccooool
X: you a man or a manette?
tradycja: f
X: ok
X: im m
tradycja: good for you :>
X: no
X: not really
tradycja: yeah... well, not my problem you don't get sarcasm
tradycja: whatcha doing in life?
X: not much!!!!!
X: and you?
tradycja: a lot
X: no
X: really?
tradycja: but right now i'm bored
X: then we are two
X: i will crap mushrooms from my boredom!
X: i usually do that when im bored
X: ...
tradycja: great :>
X: no it hurts like hell craping out mushrooms
tradycja: read a book instead
X: shit
X: i hate read sometimes
tradycja: i can see that
X: DUH!
X: so are you horny?
X: are you?!
X: tell me!
tradycja: not really
X: ah why not?
tradycja: i'm interested in guys with higher iq and more improved vocabulary than you
tradycja: but hey, i'm sure you'll find someone
tradycja: world is full of ignorant horny girls
X: aa you fucking smartass
X: fuck off
tradycja: :)

Ale dlaczego właściwie?

2010-02-28T04:02:00.002+01:00

X: are u a girl
X: ..
tradycja: yeah... why?
X: if u ahve a cam ad me on msn
tradycja: don't have
X: bitch

Znowu?

2010-02-18T03:59:00.000+01:00

X: i'm 21 M /// i'm looking for horny girl with webcam
tradycja: not horny, no webcam, but i really am a girl
X: good
tradycja: not to mention you're too young for me
X: from?
X: how old?
X: u?
tradycja: 25
X: haha you are young better than me
X: im really 27
X: ok?
X: born 1984
tradycja: no, not ok. i think you had problem with maths at school, didn't you :>
X: from??
X: japan
tradycja: oh, then it's worse than i thought

Chyba jednak powinnam...

2010-02-15T02:52:00.002+01:00

X: Hey
tradycja: hello
X: Dude or dudette?
tradycja: f
X: Dudette? Cool
tradycja: yeah... i think it's great too :>
X: Im a dude
tradycja: good for you
tradycja: how does it make you feel?
X: Meh hard cold despondent are you a psychiatrist or something?!
tradycja: nah, that's just sarcasm
X: Oh lol
X: Im horny
tradycja: so what?
X: Are you?
tradycja: horny?
X: Yea are you horny ?
tradycja: don't think so

A muszę?

2010-02-11T05:52:00.000+01:00

X: female?
tradycja: yeah...
X: horny?
tradycja: no :>
X: wanne be?
tradycja: :/

Mało domyślny

2010-02-06T13:00:00.003+01:00

X: hej zabawimy sie?
ja: w jaki sposób?
X: cyber
ja: co cyber?
X: masz jakies zdj??
ja: mam
X: dasz?
ja: moge dać
X: ok
ja: ok
X: czekam
ja: na co?
X: na zdj
ja: nie mówiłeś że chcesz bym wysłała, pytałeś czy mogłabym dać
X: wyślesz?

X: co to ma być??
ja: zdjęcie
X: chcuałem Twoje
ja: to jest moje zdjęcie, sama zrobiłam
X: ale ja chce zdj na ktorym Ty jestes
ja: a po co? ;>
X: bo chce
ja: po co?
X: bo tak
ja: co, nie masz sie przy czym onanizować?

Na dobry początek dnia

2010-02-05T04:48:00.001+01:00

X: m or f?
tradycja: f
X: fun
X: wan trade pix
tradycja: no
X: we are the loneliest of men... we're the loneliessstttt.
tradycja: no, i'm not
X: whayt
tradycja: ?
X: heyy
tradycja: huh?
X: k
X: Ur still my slave...
tradycja: why is that?
X: I FUCKING LOVED THAT TINYTOON'S GAME.
tradycja: i have NO idea what you're talking about
X: you shut up
tradycja: or what?
X: name? wtf?
tradycja: fuck you
X: heyy
tradycja: hey what?
X: ??
tradycja: are you schisophrenic?
X: playing in the dirt?
tradycja: who?
X: what
tradycja: what what?
X: dont forget it
X: i'll be coming in your mouth babe ;)
X: (United states of america)
tradycja: yeah, right
tradycja: i'll bite
tradycja: so get the hell outta here and grow up
X: = /
X: after a swift whipping
X: i am 1
tradycja: and...?
X: NO
tradycja: :>
X: very fresh !
tradycja: go get some help
X: And you?
tradycja: i'm not going to help you
X: MEOW??
tradycja: no
X: ;_;
X: sorry

Ach, te nastolatki...

2010-02-02T05:45:00.000+01:00

X: Hi. im 16 years old. female. from california. and i want some hot guys to fuck.
tradycja: bad luck, girl
tradycja: it's illegal

Oświadczyny 4

2010-01-31T00:05:00.001+01:00

Ja: a zatem?
X: Śpis goła
Ja: nie, w kalesonach ojca
X: Goljsobje
Ja: że co?
X: GOLJSOBJE CJPKE
Ja: tak, brzytwą
Ja: codziennie rano
X: J
Ja: a Ty?
X: Nje
X: dlaczego?
Ja: Bo tak
Ja: jesli chcesz sie ze mna ozenic, to musizz zaczac, nie znoszę niezadbanych mezczyzn
X: Ale czemu
Ja: co czemu?
X: Jakmje kochasz tomj daj na tel fotke
Ja: a kto powiedzial ze kocham
X: :*
Ja:?
X: Fotka
Ja: co fotka
Ja: nie dam
X: Czemu
Ja: BO NIE
X: JESTES BZYTKA
Ja: tak, i gruba
X: Pokasz fotke
Ja: nie
X: Bojsje
Ja: czego?
X: Dac fotkj
Ja: nie, nie mam ochoty
X: Ale naco
X: Masz okres

Oświadczyny odsłona 3, czyli dzień później...

2010-01-30T21:06:00.002+01:00

X: ŚPis
Ja: niby czemu?
X: A ta fotka
Ja: co z nią?
X: Daszmj fotke
X: gg fotke
Ja: <ściana>
X: Masz
X: Całe zdjencje
X: JUTRO ZAPACE
Ja: co zrobisz?
X: A wczo jestes ubrana na fotce
Ja: w dres i gumiaki, a na głowie mam słomkowy kapelusz
X: Spjs sama
Ja: znaczy nie z Toba?
X: Tak
Ja: naprawdę mi przykro..niezmiernie
X: Czemu
Ja: dlaczego miałabym spać z kimś, kto nie rozumie o co pytam i co pisze?
X: AHA

J: a teraz powiedz mi jeszcze na koniec? Ty tak na poważnie? czy nudzi Ci sie i robisz sobie jaja z ludzi?

Oświadczyny 2, czyli trzy godziny później...

2010-01-29T22:00:00.000+01:00

X: śpjs
Ja: nie, wciąż czekam na to obiecane Twoje zdjęcie
X: MASZ MUJ NR DAJMJ FOTKE TOJA TEZ DAM JAK
Ja:zaraz
X: CZEKAM NA FOTKE
X: Daszmj swoje zdjencje
X: Daszmj
X: DASZMJ TE FOTKEA
X: Njma
X: NJE DOSŁA FOTKA
Ja: no to trudno
X: PUŚ SYGNAŁKA
Ja: co?
X: To puść mj sygnał
Ja: dlaczego?
X: NJE DAŁAŚMJ FOTKJ
X: CZEKAM NA FOTKE KOCHANJE
Ja: kochanie?
X: Czekam na te fotke
X: DAJMJ JECZE RASZ TE FOTKE
KOCHANJE PROSE
Czekam na fotke mjsu
DASZMJ TE FOTKE

Oświadczyny

2010-01-29T17:50:00.006+01:00

Są momenty, że poważnie rozważam, czy to nie są prowokacje...

X: :)
Ja: ?
X: Szukasz meza
Ja: ja? a czemu?
X: Masz
Ja: to nie jest odpowiedz na moje pytanie
X: JA SZUKAM
Ja:męza?no to niestety, ja Ci nie pomogę, bo jestem kobietą
X: Zony SZUKAM ZONY
Ja: o
X: Szukasz chłopaka
Ja: dlaczego tak twierdzisz?
X: Takmjsje wydaje
Ja: bo?
X: Szukasz
Ja: dlaczego tak myślisz?
X: Tak
Ja: odpowiedz
X: SZUKASZ
Ja: pytam, dlaczego myslisz, że szukam? czy to pytanie jest za trudne??????
X: TAKMJSJE WYDAJE
Ja: co znaczy "takmisje"? nie znam takiego słowa
X: A NR TEL
Ja: co?
X: Daszmj nr tel
Ja: co znaczy "daszmj"?
X: Prose o twuj nr tel
Ja: w jakim celu?
X: ZADWONJE
Ja: co zrobisz?
X: ZADZWOŃJE
Ja: po co?
X: UMUWJMY SJE NA SPOTKANJE
Ja: w celu?
X: Lepj ćje poznam
Ja: uhm...a po co?
X: MOZE ŚLUB
Ja: ślub?
X: Chczesz mjec dzjecj
Ja: dzieci? pewnie że tak
X:A jle
Ja: dużo
X: 6
JA: wiecej
X: 10
Ja: wiecej
X: 18
Ja: tak!
X: NR TEL
Ja: co nr telefonu?
X: Daszmj fotke TAK
Ja: nie daje fotek
co tak?
X: NR TEL
Ja: ale co z tym nr?
X: DASZ
Ja: dlaczego?
X: JAKJM NR
Ja: 510 58 04 66 (telefon do biura matrymonialnego 'Serenada', skoro szuka zony, to może mu się przyda...)
X: A FOTKA
Ja: napisałam, ze nie daje
X: Spotkamysje
Ja: co? poproszę po polsku
X: Szpotkamyśie
Ja: dlaczego mielibysmy sie szpotkac?i co znaczy szpotykac sie z kims?uzywasz strasznie trudnych słow
X: Masz ałto
Ja: co mam?
X: ałta
Ja: a co to takiego?
X: Samochud
Ja: a dlaczego pytasz o to, czy mam samochÓd?
X: Tobyś pszyjechala
Ja: ja? to Ty mi się oswiadczasz? dlaczego niby to ja mam przyjechac do Ciebie?
X: Skon jestes
Ja: ston
X: JAKJE TO MJASTO
Ja: ładne
X: NAZWA
Ja: ładnie brzmaica..
X: Jle masz do robczyc
Ja: dużo
X: JLE
Ja: ale juz ustalilismy, ze skoro Ty sie oswiadczasz, to Ty przyjezdzasz
jezeli nie stac Cie nawet na bilet, to jak chcesz utrzymac mnie i nasza 18 dzieci?
X: A DO JAKJEGO MJASTA
Ja: Warszawa
X: Pszyjade jakmj dasz zdjencje
Ja: dlaczego? Ty mi daj swoje najpierw
X: A ty mj dasz
Ja: to bedzie zalezalo od Twojego zdjecia, czy mi sie spodoba
X: Jaksje ubjerasz
Ja: ładnie
co ze zdjeciem?
X: A JAK
Ja: zdjecie!
X: Masz mjnjuwke
Ja: co?
X: MINIUWKE
Ja: a co to takiego? halo? a kupisz mi ładny pierścionek?
X: Tak czekam na zdjencje
Ja: ja także
X: Ja dałemćj fotke
Ja: nie dostalam
X: ********* PUŚMJ SYGNAŁKA
Ja: dałam Ci juz nr
X: Pućjśmj sygnał
Ja: nie chcesz dac mi zdjecia, to nie, nie bedzie slubu.o, i juz!
X: A jakj był ten nr
Ja: 510580466
X: Daszmj potym fotke
Ja: Ty mi swojej nie dałes
X: daj
Ja: a co z pierscionkiem?
X: Dałem
Ja: pierscionek?nie widze. ani zdjecia
żegnam
X: Masz bjero matrybunaloe

"Kim jesteś? Kim ja jestem?", czyli pytania filozoficzne.

2010-01-28T13:49:00.007+01:00

X: Hej
Ja: ?
X: :D
Ja: kto Ty?
X: ją michał a ty
Ja: a ja nie
X: Co ją nie
Ja: ja nie jestem Michal
X: Aha Kim
Ja: nie wiesz do kogo piszesz?
X: Nie wiem A do gogo
Ja: misia Gogo
X: Jaką misia To pa

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X: Haj
Ja: ?
X: Poznam sie
Ja: siebie chcesz poznac? moge Ci pomoc, jestem zawodowcem
X: Ale jaja robisz
Ja: ja? bynajmniej...czy ja wygladam na kurę?
X: Ok pa

JeZUS jest w Gdańsku

2010-01-25T22:19:00.000+01:00

I jak tu nie lubić tego miasta?

Najwyraźniej na hip-hopie świat się kończy

2010-01-22T21:26:00.002+01:00

Zasłyszane w SKM-ce:
Dziewczyna: Słuchasz hip-hopu?
Chłopak: Nie bardzo...
Dziewczyna [mocno zdziwiona]: O Jezu! To czego ty słuchasz wtedy?!
Chłopak: ... Lubię punk...

Dla facetów wszystko jest proste

2010-01-21T04:05:00.000+01:00

X: do you like big dicks?
tradycja: eh... not really
X: are u lesbian?
tradycja: no...
X: so why u dont like dicks?

To ja, mężczyzna. Szukam kobiety.

2010-01-19T20:20:00.001+01:00

X: My name Is Celestine C***, a man. I am seriously looking for a nice GIRL of kind heart in my life, I will like to hear from you soon also to tell you more about my life due to I have many things to tell you only if you are willing to know about it. My hobbies are Books, Football, Tennis,. I will only like to know yours, also your dislike. my email :: ***@yahoo.com

Nie ma to jak jasne oznakowanie, czyli co autor miał na myśli

2010-01-14T13:50:00.000+01:00

Grunt to nie odpowiedzieć na pytanie

2010-01-13T03:18:00.002+01:00

X: wow what a lovely profile i really like yr profile picture its enchanting and it nice knowing about your interests. I would say that you're every man's dream. Independent, responsible, goal oriented and very attractive. . I've been wondering why a woman like you is still single so i will be glad if you can share some of your past with me. I'm presently working on my goal that's why am here searching for a soul mate but my true passion is somewhere else. I still don't know where my path is taking me, I'm open to all possibilities, knowing beforehand that nothing is by chance gives me incredible willingness to accept whatever comes my way. In my profile I mention future as being important for me, actually my lifestyle is in everything connected to it, starting from my meditation and other practice up to the outlook in life. This means that I'm not driven by material things, status or power. I would like to take a shot and try to keep up with you. If you have the time maybe we could just get to know each other better, I'm up for that... u such a very pretty woman and i would love to get to know everything about u...

Ja: 1. there's no information about my "realtionship status" in my profile
2. "Independent, responsible, goal oriented and very attractive." - not going to argue about me being "attractive", yeah, i am. but, please, tell me, and if you can - show me - what made you think that i'm responsible/independent/goal oriented ?
take care

X: Thanks for your mail,i really want to know you better and your pics says it all so plz can you get back at me with your chating line so we can get to know each other better plz...
Thanks once again for your mail..

Zboczeńcy? Jacy zboczeńcy?

2010-01-06T04:13:00.000+01:00

Wesołych Świąt

2009-12-22T23:35:00.002+01:00

...i świata wolnego od (takiej liczby) idiotów, życzy ekipa bloga iście diabelskiego.

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X: ............../´—/)

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I just won the game bitch.

Niestety nie jestem

2009-12-15T05:05:00.000+01:00

X: these nuts
Ja: which one?
X: yours
Ja: don't have :>
X: :(
Ja: what's now?
X: go buy some
Ja: why should i?
X: they taste good, but i h8 nuts
Ja: hmm
Ja: interesting
Ja: do you have some mental problem?
X: it's possible. cure it for me
Ja: do it yourself
X: can't
Ja: why?
X: i'm not capable, like you are

I wait

2009-12-05T04:23:00.001+01:00

X: hmy name is w*** a*** from pakistn i like with chat and friend ship she like pls add my id w***@yahoo.com and my mobile number 009*** i wait to your answer and mail thanksi
Ja: o.O

Geometria szczęścia

2009-12-01T23:59:00.007+01:00

Oświeciła mnie. Tyle lat w nieświadomości. Teraz już wiem, dzięki czemu będę prowadziła szczęśliwy i wyluzowany żywot. Pamiętajcie dzieci - prawdziwe życie zaczyna się od trójkąta...

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X: HEY
Ja: hey
X: WAZZAP
Ja: not bad :>
X: I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT ASWELL BUT I THOUGHT I SHOLD SAY SOMETHING ELSE SO I SAID WAZZAP LOL
X: WHAT DO YOU DO FOR LIVING, WANNA HAVE SEX?
Ja: well, for living i don't do much right now, and yeah, i wouldn't mind having sex, but i'm not sure if you are the right person
X: WHY IS THAT I HAVE LOTSA MONEH AND I CAN PAY IF U DONT LIKE GIRLS, IF GAY IS YOUR WAY THEN ITS OK U KNO'
Ja: nah, i don't know... who do you think you're talking to (m/f)?
X: I GUESS U'RE A GUY YE?
Ja: well, i'm not
X: OH
X: U LIKE GIRLS THEN???? ;d;d
Ja: only as my friends. when it comes to sex i prefer boys :>
X: OH, FUCK IT THEN :<
X: TRYING TO GET LAID HERE BUT EVERYONES ARE EFFING STRAIGHT OR RETARDED <.<.<.<
Ja: yeah, cruel world
Ja: just wondering, where are you from?
X: IM FROM ALASKA LOL
Ja: really? :>
X: NOPE
X: :ddd
X: IM FROM SWEDEN
X: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU???????
Ja: Europe
X: ...
X: SWEDEN IS EUROPE TOO
X: ...
X: SO
X: I GUSS WE'RE NEIGHTBOOR
X: S
X: BOURS
X: WHATEVA
X: MY ENGLESH SUCKES BAD LOL
Ja: yeah, it does
X: OH DAMN YOU
Ja: i've actually been to Sweden
X: SWEDEN IS THE HEAVEN OF THE WORLD
X: LEGAL FILE SHARING FTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
X: AND A LOT OF OTHER U TARD ........
X: OTHERS
X: GOT DAMN
X: MISSING LETTER
X: FUCKING SHIT
X: DICK FACE
Ja: :]
X: SO
Ja: you're a fun girl, for sure
Ja: are you 16?
X: OFC, IM A TWAT :d
X: I AM ABOVE THAT LOL
Ja: really? you don't sound like it
X: HOWS TAHT U THINK I SOUND LIKE A KID???? FUUUUU
Ja: 'cause of the way you talk :>
X: AND HOWS THAT, CUZ I WRITE WITH CAPS ON? MY CAPS BUTTON IS BROKEN SO I CANT TAKE IT OFF, SORRY ABOUT THAT I CANT REALLY DO MUCH ABOUT IT HOPE YOU DONT BOTHER TOO MUCH CUZ IF I COULD HAVE CHANGED IT I WOULD BUT I CANT SO I DONT REALLY CARE ABOUT IT BUT I GUESS YOU DO SO TRY TO NOT DO OK?
Ja: nah, not 'cause of caps lock
Ja: nevermind
X: OK WHATS IT THEN
X: A
X: GRINS
X: BUT
X: YOU WANNA HAVE
X: FFM [trójkąt: kobieta-kobieta-mężczyzna]
X: ???
Ja: no, thank you
X: WHY SO HARSH
X: GOT DAMNIT
X: YO HAVE TO LOOSEN UP GIRL
X: YOU CANT BE SO HARSH WITH YOURSELF
X: LIVE OUT
X: YOUR LIFE

Moobs

2009-11-27T05:23:00.001+01:00

X: im a dude
Ja: good for you
X: thank you
X: wanna see boobs?
X: ( . ) ( . )
Ja: you're a dude with boobs?
Ja: that can't be good
X: man boobs
X: moobs

Czyżbym cię uraziła?

2009-11-20T23:31:00.000+01:00

X: asl
Ja: fuck
Ja: why again?
X: fuck u
X: :P
X: im jk.
X: i hate those asl things
X: anyways whats up?
Ja: nothing much
Ja: just bored
X: cool
Ja: really? :)
Ja: why?
X: :P cuz im bored too
X: :D
Ja: are you 16 or something like that?
X: ahh 2 years off
X: haha
X: 14
Ja: huh, you sound like a teenager :>
X: *shrug*

"SEKS TO NATURALNĄ SPRAWA"

2009-11-16T13:49:00.003+01:00

X: HEJ
ja: hej?
X: POZNAMY SIE
ja: czemu tak twierdzisz?
X: PYTAM. I JAK
ja: nie, nie pytasz, twierdzisz
X: POZNAMY SIE?
ja: a dlaczego?
X: A DLACZEGO NIE?
ja: a dlaczego tak?
X: CZYLI NIE
ja: jeśli tak sobie to interpretujesz
X: TO JAK BĘDZIE
ja: nie wiem, nie jestem jasnowidzem
X: LUBISZ SEKS?
ja: a dlaczego pytasz?
X: Z CIEKAWOŚCI
ja: a nie uważasz ze to pytanie jest nie na miejscu zważywszy na fakt iż nawet nie wiem kim jesteś?
X: SEKS TO NATURALNĄ SPRAWA
X: JEST
ja: no i co to zmienia?
X: LUBISZ UPRAWIAC
ja: uprawiać to można pietruszkę w ogródku
X: ZROBILAS TO JUŻ KIEDYS
ja: co?
X: SEKS
ja: a dlaczego Ciebie to tak interesuje?
X: A JAKIEGO FACETA NIE INTERESUJE SEKS
ja: ale ja nie pytam dlaczego interesuje Cie seks w ogóle, tylko dlaczego interesuje Cie mój
X: A CZYI PSA
X: ROBIŁAS TO JUŻ Po francusku
ja: co robiłam?
X: MIAŁAŚ JUŻ PENISA W D...
ja: gdzie? wyrażaj się jaśniej
X: CO
ja: tlenek węgla
X: SPERMA DA RADĘ
ja: da radę czemu?
X: mja
ja: że co?
X: ZROB MI LODA
ja: nie jestem cukiernikiem
X: JESTES dziewica?
ja: a dlaczego Cię to interesuje?
X: LUBIĘ SEKS
ja: aha, a jaki to ma związek?
X: jgd
ja: ?
X: ALE
POMOCY
ja: ?
X: BIJĄ MNIE
X: JAK BY MNIE BILI TO CO BYŚ ZROBILA?
ja: wezwałabym policje przez gg
X: A JAKI NUMER

Klasyka gatunku po raz kolejny

2009-11-15T18:15:00.000+01:00

X:Hej popiszemy
ja: a o czym chcesz pisać?
X:O wszystkim jak można
ja: a o czym szczególnie?
X:O czym tylko bendziesz chciała
ja: ja? przecież to Ty piszesz do mnie...
X: Kobiety majom pierszenstwo Ok to jak wyglądasz
ja: to moze o metempsychozie?
X: A co to jest
Ja: wędrówka dusz
X: A dokond pujdziemy
ja: my? a dokąd chcesz isc?
X: Do ciebie hmm
ja: do mnie? a po co?
X: Zeby cie zobaczyc jak sexi wyglondasz
ja: hmm...a co to znaczy sexi?
X: Sexi wyglonda kobieta
X: A co robisz ciekawego teraz
ja: dziergam serwetki na drutach
X: A tak na poważnie
ja: na poważnie
X: I jak tobie idzie dziarganie
ja:mam juz polowe
X: To sporo dużo dziargasz Komuś czy tylko sobie
ja: w ten sposób zmniejszam swoje napięcie spowodowane stresem (psychiatra mi zalecił, bo mam nerwice natręctw). wiec dziergam te serwetki, a potem sprzedaje je na targu iza zarobione w ten sposób pieniądze opłacam terapię

Kto to rozumie?

2009-11-14T23:52:00.000+01:00

A najlepiej - kto rozumie i powie mi, czy rozmówca mnie obraził? :>

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Ja: elo
X: asl
Ja: ...
Ja: what is your problem?
X: no
Ja: what "no"?
X: 거기 난 살면서
Ja: damn
X: 걱정 따윈 없다고
X: 나이가 몇이니

I don't know too

2009-11-07T06:00:00.000+01:00

X: hey asl?
Ja: hey... why?

X: idk

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X: Oi
Ja: omg
X: :p
X: GOZAY

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X: hi
Ja: hey
Ja: what's up?
X: nüx
X: RR ?
Ja: hmm
Ja: wth?
X: nüx = nothing
X: RR = german homepage
Ja: great...
X: xD

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X: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeizzzzzzzzzzz(L)(K)
Ja: hey...
X: how are joeeeee
Ja: not that bad
X: okuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Ja: and what's up with you?
X: nottiiing

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X: Are you luke?
Ja: nope
X: Damn
X: I'm looking for luke
Ja: good luck then
X: ty

Poszerzając zasób słownictwa...

2009-11-03T04:59:00.000+01:00

X: nbr?
Ja: o.O
X: sorry
X: asl ??

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Problem polega na tym, że - jak twierdzi mój ulubiony słownik ostatniego pięciolecia - "nbr" można tłumaczyć na trzy podstawowe sposoby... W zwykłą pomyłkę typu "ups, palce ześlizgnęły mi się z klawisza i wcisnąłem(łam) nie to, co chciałem(łam)" nie wierzę. O które mogło chodzić i dlaczego podejrzewam najgorsze...?

1. To receive sexual stimulation by way of handjob

2. No Beers Required. Good looking girls that don't need any consumption of alcohol to make them look better. The converse of a Five-Pinter.

3. Naked Bitches Rule; A sudden revelation of excitement inspired by a seemingly mindless dominant urge to see naked bitches.

Half-Life

2009-10-28T04:17:00.000+01:00

X: hi

Ja: hey
X: i is 14
Ja: and i'm not
X: k
X: hgkhjfkhflhjflhjfklhjflkhjflghjfklhfhfljhflkhlfhjflhjfklhjflhfl
Ja: :>
X: fkhflhghjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjh
Ja: let me guess
Ja: you're bored?
X: ya
Ja: you're from Turkey?
X: no ny
X: do u have xbox live
Ja: nope
X: ok
Ja: do you have some life? :>
X: ya
Ja: i'm not talking about half-life :>
X: ha ha

Hipnoza jest dobra na wszystko

2009-10-24T23:10:00.001+02:00

Dzisiaj wygrywają liczby...

2009-10-14T03:31:00.000+02:00

X: sup
Ja: not much
X: u girl
Ja: yeah
X: how old
Ja: 24
X: 26
Ja: 30
X: o
Ja: 45
Ja: 15
Ja: 100
Ja: bingo

W Biedronce jest wszystko...

2009-10-11T12:24:00.001+02:00

Prawidziwe japoński Ulrich

2009-10-09T01:59:00.000+02:00

Koszalin once again.

Grunt to znaleźć dobrego psychologa...

2009-10-03T17:37:00.003+02:00

Są chwile, że mi wstyd z racji wykonywanego zawodu...

Mój błąd

2009-10-01T19:30:00.004+02:00

Zapomnijcie o "białych kozaczkach". Teraz na topie jest złoto :)

Za to my mamy "białe kozaczki"

2009-09-30T07:00:00.000+02:00

X: i hate wiggers
Ja: good for you
X: your one arent you
Ja: not at all, we don't have that kind of problem where i live :)
X: lucky you.
Ja: so i guess, you're from usa?
X: YES
X: florida...jacksonville florida...its hot as fuck and full of ignorant fucks. idk how much longer i can take it.
Ja: then move out
X: im only 17 :(
X: i cant
Ja: well, that is a problem
X: exactly

Wspomnienia z wakacji

2009-09-26T13:46:00.002+02:00

Rozmowy o życiu i szyciu...

2009-09-26T13:26:00.006+02:00

Wedle zasad: 1."gdy Ci się nudzi, napisz do nieznajomego" 2. Ustalona kolejność pytań to: kim jesteś? skąd jesteś? ile masz lat? czy: masz ochotę na seks?/uprawiałaś już seks/etc..dalej w ten deseń

X: EL
Ja: ?
X: MARCIN
Ja: jaki Marcin?
x: NIE ZNANY SIE
x: POZNAMY SIE?
jA: a dlaczego?
x: A TAK SOBIE
Ja: aha
X: SKĄD JESTEŚ
Ja: stąd
X: JESTEŚ
Ja: a jestem
X: MASZ KOGOŚ
Ja: nie mam tyle kasy żeby kupić
X: A ILE MASZ LAT
Ja: dużo
X: TO ZNACZY
Ja: co znaczy?
X: ILE MASZ LAT
Ja: a czy to ważne?
X: NO NIE
ja: no widzisz
X: WYSLIJ ZDJĘCIE.
X: MASZ DZIECI?
Ja: nie
X: A SKĄD JESTEŚ
Ja: już pisalam
X: TYLKO JEDNO
Ja: co jedno?
X: ZDJĘCIE WYSLIJ
Ja: po co?
X: UPRAWIALAS JUŻ SEKS
Ja: a co to jest?
X: SZKOLE UCZĄ
Ja: o, naprawde? a Ciebie nauczyli?
X: JĄ DOŚWIADCZONY
Ja: ale że co Ty ją? i doświadczony w czym?
X: ALE JESTEŚ DZIWNA

Być hetero nie jest "cool"

2009-09-24T02:50:00.002+02:00

X: hi
Ja: hey
X: asl?
Ja: 24/f/who-knows
X: 16 f usa
X: bi/lesbian?
Ja: there's no option to be hetero in USA these days? :>
X: lame

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X: how are you??
Ja: bored
X: me too
X: im super tired too
Ja: so why don't you sleep instead of talking to strangers?
X: i really dont know
X: im just bored and some of these people are really entertaining
Ja: really? i just heard that being hetero is lame :)
X: are you gay?
Ja: nope
Ja: but the one i was talking to, probably was
X: oh
X: cuz i was gonna say you can be my gay best friend and go shopping with me
X: haha

Czerwony kapturek i napalone wilczyce

2009-09-21T00:49:00.007+02:00

Koszalin, 8 rano, spokojna dzielnica na obrzeżach miasta. I oto, na co trafiają oczy me piękne.

Problem z argumentacją

2009-09-15T04:41:00.000+02:00

X: hi
X: what are u wearing
Ja: clothes :>
X: m or f
Ja: f
X: how old
Ja: 24
X: where from
Ja: does it matter?
X: yea
Ja: why?
X: penis

Czubek-muchomorek

2009-09-10T03:56:00.001+02:00

X: hello, im a mushroom
Ja: hey there, what kind of?
X: you know
X: some red mashrooms
Ja: hallucinogenic?
X: some times
X: but not at all